The Double Date Request(While waiting at the exterior of Bennigans, Shikeiru and Desiree sit on a bench)Desiree: So where are two friends of your's?Shikeiru: Relax, they'll be here soon. (Sees the two) Found them!Splashwoman: Shikeiru! We're here. (Sees Desiree) Oh this must beyour ghost genie girlfriend you mentioned, Daisy.Desiree: I'm Desiree. And you must be Splashwoman and um...who are you again????: I am ????Desiree: Right. (Whispers to Shikeiru) Shikeiru, why doesn't he have a name?Shikeiru: I don't know. Better not think about it. Well lets go in.(The four enter the restaurant and take their seats)Waitress: So what ya'll be having today?Shikeiru: I'll have the ribeye steak with fries!Desiree: I'll have the Lobter meal.Splashwoman: I'm getting chicken tenders with onion rings.???: I'll have the baby back ribs.Shikeiru: Ribs? Are you crazy? My girlfriend is Muslim, they think eating pork is taboo!Desiree: Its ok, honey. I'm open minded to people's choices to eat.Waitress: Ok, then. You'
Ino Sakura Butt Request(Shikeiru enters his home soaking wet)Shikeiru: Ino and Sakura think their so darn funny! Hitting me with those water balloons. (Dries self with towel) I'm going to get them for this if its the last thing I do!(The next day Sakura and Ino are at Iruka's Ramen)Sakura: (Laughing) I can't believe the prank we pulled on Shikeiru is still so funny!Ino: Yeah it was so brilliant! Thanks to me.Sakura: (Angrily) You? It was my idea!Ino: In your dreams!Iruka: Girls, calm down! Here is your Ramen.Sakura & Ino: Oh boy!(Iruka goes behind a door and turns to Shikeiru)Shikieru: In moments, I will have my revenge!(Sakura and Ino eat the ramen and feel funny)Ino: Something isn't right.(Suddenly Ino's butt grows and so does Sakura)Sakura: (Screams) Oh my god! My butt is huge!Ino: My ass looks like it belongs on a fat woman! (Starts crying) Now no boy will want me!Sakura: Its not so bad. I heard that boys actually like girls with big butt!Ino: You mean...boys like Sasuke!(Sakura and Ino
Shikeiru Quest Desiree's Fear(Shikeiru wakes up in his bed and cleans his eyes)Shikeiru: Well today is the big day! My first S rank mission!Desiree: (From downstairs) Shikeiru, breakfast is ready!(Shikeiru gets ready and goes down to the table)Shikeiru: How are you this morning Des? (Kisses Desiree)Desiree: Everthing is fine, sweety. I was thinking tonight we could see that play in the village about the Arabian tales.Shikeiru: Wish I could, but Tsunade just gave me an S rank mission in the Sand Village! I can't skip on this one!Desiree: S rank? Isn't that dangerous? Well you're staying here so I can keep you safe!Shikeiru: (Finishes eating his bacon) Oh o- Wait whats that over there?Desiree: Where?(Shikeiru disappears in a puff of smoke)Desiree: You're going to be in so much trouble when you get home! I better follow him.(Desiree leaves the village and spots Shikeiru in the forest)Shikeiru: This is it! I'm going to be the one who has to find the secret Akatsuki base in the Sound Village! I hope I get